K.H.-YOUR FEALTY HAS BEEN NOTED.

B.J.-YOU HAVE DISHONORED YOUR ANCESTORS. EXCELLENT.

I.B.F.-WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SMALLER, YOUR I.Q. OR YOUR DONATION.

N.L.-YOUR CONTRIBUTION WAS PATHETIC. YOU BELONG HERE.

I.B.F.-YOUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS AT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT HAVE ONLY PROVEN YOUR FRAILTY.

C.R.-YOU DROPPED YOUR WORTHLESS PENNY. RETRIEVE IT AT ONCE.

J.S.-ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT STANDS FOR "JUST STUPID".

K.H.-IF WE HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU'VE GIVEN, WE'D HAVE ONE DOLLAR.

B.J.-.69 CENTS? WE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. VERY MATURE.

M.M.-WON'T THE REAL SLIM WALLET PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP.

G.S.-ARE YOU A CHEAPSKATE? TAKE THIS QUIZ! 

C.B.-WHY DID C.B. CROSS THE ROAD? BASED ON THEIR DONATION: ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

C.R.-A NICKEL IS WORTH LESS ON ZORCH THAN IT IS ON EARTH. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

K.H.-YOUR TITHINGS ARE STILL PENDING. IF ONLY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT MATCHED YOUR AMBITION.

S.McC- YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT BRIBERY IS FUTILE. YOU FAILED. FTHR WILL NOT SEND YOU HOME.

B.J.-EVERY TIME YOU MAKE US TYPE "B.J." A BABY KIRIN CRIES. WELL PLAYED.

K.C.-YOUR MEASLY CONTRIBUTION WENT TOWARDS AN ANIMAL RESCUE FUND. (JK, WE BURNED IT)

J.P.-WHILE YOUR DONATION IS ADMITTEDLY MORE THAN OTHERS, SO IS YOUR BODY ODOR.

J.P.-.69 CENTS? J.P. MEET B.J. YOU TWO SHOULD START AN IMPROV DUO, "TWO SAD PERVERTS".

P.M.-WE SMOKED YOUR PALTRY 4.20. THAT SHIT WAS SCHWAG.

J.D.-WE TOLD YOUR PARENTS YOU FED ALL YOUR MAIL-IN LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE $ TO A COSMIC HOLE.

J.S.-WE STARTED A HOLIDAY ON ZORCH WITH YOUR 7.10. HAPPY "JS CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP" DAY.

J.P.-THIS TIME YOUR ASININE 4.20 WENT TO A REALLY GOOD CAUSE. YOUR MOM'S BAIL.

L.B.-YOU JUST GOT BARKED. THAKS FOR THE 14.95 SUCKA.

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