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FEED THE HOLE

DONATE!

YOU WILL RECEIVE NOTHING IN RETURN, AND YOUR COIN WILL ONLY GO TOWARDS... DUBIOUS POSSIBILITIES. FEED THE HOLE.

SUPPLICANTS

K.H.-YOUR FEALTY HAS BEEN NOTED.
B.J.-YOU HAVE DISHONORED YOUR ANCESTORS. EXCELLENT.
I.B.F.-WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SMALLER, YOUR I.Q. OR YOUR DONATION.
N.L.-YOUR CONTRIBUTION WAS PATHETIC. YOU BELONG HERE.
I.B.F.-YOUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS AT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT HAVE ONLY PROVEN YOUR FRAILTY.
C.R.-YOU DROPPED YOUR WORTHLESS PENNY. RETRIEVE IT AT ONCE.
J.S.-ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT STANDS FOR "JUST STUPID".
K.H.-IF WE HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU'VE GIVEN, WE'D HAVE ONE DOLLAR.
B.J.-.69 CENTS? WE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. VERY MATURE.
M.M.-WON'T THE REAL SLIM WALLET PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP.
G.S.-ARE YOU A CHEAPSKATE? TAKE THIS QUIZ! 
C.B.-WHY DID C.B. CROSS THE ROAD? BASED ON THEIR DONATION: ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
C.R.-A NICKEL IS WORTH LESS ON ZORCH THAN IT IS ON EARTH. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
K.H.-YOUR TITHINGS ARE STILL PENDING. IF ONLY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT MATCHED YOUR AMBITION.
S.McC- YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT BRIBERY IS FUTILE. YOU FAILED. FTHR WILL NOT SEND YOU HOME.
B.J.-EVERY TIME YOU MAKE US TYPE "B.J." A BABY KIRIN CRIES. WELL PLAYED.
K.C.-YOUR MEASLY CONTRIBUTION WENT TOWARDS AN ANIMAL RESCUE FUND. (JK, WE BURNED IT)
J.P.-WHILE YOUR DONATION IS ADMITTEDLY MORE THAN OTHERS, SO IS YOUR BODY ODOR.
J.P.-.69 CENTS? J.P. MEET B.J. YOU TWO SHOULD START AN IMPROV DUO, "TWO SAD PERVERTS".
P.M.-WE SMOKED YOUR PALTRY 4.20. THAT SHIT WAS SCHWAG.
J.D.-WE TOLD YOUR PARENTS YOU FED ALL YOUR MAIL-IN LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE $ TO A COSMIC HOLE.
J.S.-WE STARTED A HOLIDAY ON ZORCH WITH YOUR 7.10. HAPPY "JS CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP" DAY.
J.P.-THIS TIME YOUR ASININE 4.20 WENT TO A REALLY GOOD CAUSE. YOUR MOM'S BAIL.
L.B.-YOU JUST GOT BARKED. THAKS FOR THE 14.95 SUCKA.

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I.B.F.-WE MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT YOU, "IN BRIGHT FAILURE". IT'S UNWATCHABLE.
J.U.-YOU'VE FUNDED THE SEQUEL TO IBF, "IN DARK SOPHISM". IT'S 3 SOLID HOURS OF US LAUGHING AT YOU.
N.L.-THANKS FOR YOUR PERSONAL INFO. WE'D DOX YOU, BUT THE SWAT TEAM IS BUSY LOOKING FOR YOUR SELF ESTEEM
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