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Zorch Interdimensional Badness Threader
Price $$$: Your first born (or someone else's)
It is our devious delight to bring to you Cryztorch’s original foray into transdimensional evil. Best known for its ability to weave chaos into every quantum nook and cranny, OUR Zorch Interdimensional Badness Threader (ZIBT) is FAR superior to any goody goody knock-off.
Why let some corporation tell you what is or isn’t “safe”. With our technology, now YOU are in control of how time and space are woven. You want bees in your enemy’s bonnet? DONE! Do you prefer your dimension to be a little more...Yellow? YOU GOT IT! Or maybe you just want to watch the quantumverse burn tear down some Bridges...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
With a proven track record of mayhem and powered by a clean, renewable source of Flow forced into the most rigid of Prime designs, OUR ZIBT is guaranteed to make all your worst nightmares come true.
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Zorch Insidious Bridge Flow Tracker
Is your Crappy Idiot Box Transponder chock full of chumps? Do you spend more time worrying about your next Flow fix and less time hatching evil plans? Well, sucks to be you...or does it?! With our newest product, you’ll never complain about your loser problems ever again!
Straight from our manufacturing partners on Pyom, the Zorch Insidious Bridge Flow Tracker (ZIBT) vastly improves upon previous, and foolishly unpatented, designs. With transdimensional elitists hoarding all the Flow for themselves, our devilish device gives you the power to seek and find what is truly yours. Leave instructed work for the suckers...finally, their Flow is at YOUR command!